how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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