Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
