Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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