yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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