never play flip cup with pint glasses
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
