just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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