had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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