come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
