So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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