That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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