Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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