we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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