Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she smelled like a LAN party
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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