For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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