It's like a parade of train wrecks.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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