ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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