What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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