some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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