It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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