i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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