Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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