She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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