well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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