well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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