no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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