who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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