I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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