I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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