Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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