Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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