brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Pants are for mortals
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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