after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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