if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
