Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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