Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Dignity is for republicans.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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