Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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