big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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