We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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