Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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