You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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