The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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