thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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