You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Dicks are not precious.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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