do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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