Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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