the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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