The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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