I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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