She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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