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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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