I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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