Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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