They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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