I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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