Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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